Dear People Who Don't Wear Pants:
-Leggings are not pants. If they were, they would be called pants. And they are not. Thus, do not wear them as pants.
-If when you bend over in your spring dress/skirt I can see halfway up your uterus, you should probably wear pants. Or leggings. Because leggings are ok when you wear them under short things. But, these short things must actually cover your butt.
Please don't force me to take anymore pictures of me with signs on my scarcely-legging-covered bum. Probably not the best thing to keep posting on the internet.
Pants are ok. They've been around for ages. Don't be afraid to embrace them. They just want to be your friend. And save your tush. And reputation. Because who wants to be known as a No-Pants Pandy?? Not you.
And that's how I feel about people who don't wear pants....