This is How I Feel About....People Who Don't Wear Pants

Monday, March 28, 2011 |

Dear People Who Don't Wear Pants:

-Leggings are not pants. If they were, they would be called pants. And they are not. Thus, do not wear them as pants.  

-If when you bend over in your spring dress/skirt I can see halfway up your uterus, you should probably wear pants.  Or leggings. Because leggings are ok when you wear them under short things. But, these short things must actually cover your butt.

Please don't force me to take anymore pictures of me with signs on my scarcely-legging-covered bum. Probably not the best thing to keep posting on the internet.

Pants are ok. They've been around for ages. Don't be afraid to embrace them. They just want to be your friend.  And save your tush. And reputation. Because who wants to be known as a No-Pants Pandy?? Not you. 

And that's how I feel about people who don't wear pants....

16 comments:

Brycie Jean said...

I had this SAME thought over weekend! :)

~bry
reeniejaecreations.blogspot.com

Stephanie {Luxe Boulevard} said...

Girl, you forgot to mention that underwear aren't meant to be seen and pants have a waistband for a reason: to go around your WAIST, not your knees.

Megan @ Cut the Craft! said...

If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to tell someone that their leggings were not, in fact, PANTS, I'd have a LOT of dollars.

Megan
www.CutTheCraft.com

Debra Ann Elliott said...

Loved this one!

theteo5 said...

This is hilarious! In fact, if I ever wear leggings (with a long sweater or shirt-promise, no private parts are ever seen!), my husband always tells me that he thinks I forgot pants! It made me chuckle! Thanks for the laugh.

Kitty said...

Hahaha you crack me up. Totally agree :)

Katie said...

you definitely had me cracking up and i could not agree with you more!!! great post :) have a good night!

A.Vang said...

Too hilarious! Sometimes it seems like not only is it too short of a top but the leggings might be a size or four too small?

Christina said...

BAH I HATE LEGGINGS AS PANTS!! I think college girls are the worst offenders of this crime...thanks for not joining their ranks!!!!

Shawna said...

Holy bananas, I was JUST complaining about this with the hubs this weekend when we were out shopping!!! It's a national epidemic.

Hannah said...

:) I love that you are so honest about this obvious problem!! I ask myself this question every time I see someone wearing leggings as pants! I mean do they know what all you can see?!

Kel@LovingBirdBlog said...

I agree with you!! but black leggings are not nearly as bad as WHITE leggings! YES, WHITE! the other day I saw a girl walking with white leggings on, and NO UNDERWEAR, it wasn't hard to tell.. My husband and I nearly died from how hard we were laughing!
Love the picture!

Kelly
www.LovingBirdBlog.blogspot.com,
I'm new to the blogging world, come follow me! :)

Foundinthe-ALI said...

THAAAANK YOU!! Man!

If you wear them as pants, your shirt needs to cover your butt.

The worst is when they bend over and they stretch out and they are super see through. EKH!

Rissa @ Hazel and Honeysuckle said...

Bwahahaha! I definitely agree with aaaall of this! <3

Mel the Crafty Scientist said...

OMG! Did you read my mind or my life? I tried to put something in my syllabus this semester announcing that I could ask students who did not wear pants to leave because it's distracting and gross and a message NEEDS to be sent. For some reason, the department head thought it was a bad plan... weird.

brencflowers said...

Thank you!!! In CA this appears to at epdemic status. I have considered trying to get a bill passed that leggings should not come in anything but small. Ladies, just because something comes in your size- it does not mean you should wear it.

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