- Weird sunburn lines. I have a random rectangle of bright red on my left arm and side boob burns on either side of my bosom. Must learn to apply sunscreen to side boob and arm rectangle.
-The little foam padding that comes in bathing suits. It gets really lumpy and I want to take it out, but then I get nippilitis. Thus, I try to even it out but it never works and I always end up looking like I have strange lumpy boobs.
-When someone you are talking to gets nipplitis, but only on one boob. And your holding a conversation with them and you have to try really really hard to focus on their eyes and not their lopsidedness.
-The fact that at 20 years old, I still cannot hook my bra strap behind my back. I always have to do an awkward battle over my head or do the hook-in-front-slide-to-the-back dance. Am I the only one untalented like this? Is everyone else in the world super skilled at bra hooking? Did I miss that class in health class in middle school or something?
-THE FACT THAT ALL OF MY AWKWARDS ARE ABOUT BOOBS SOMEHOW. Sorry about that one....
-Ok let's switch it up a little...butts. People who get butt sweat. Have you seen them before? Chronic butt sweaters? I just feel so bad and awkward for them walking around in public with sweaty pants. Having to go through life, all alone, just them and their soaked through trousers and bum sweat. Ok, they are probably not all alone. SOMEONE must be able to look past the bum sweat secretion. Not me though, and thus I am very happy fiance has a very normal sweat excretion. Aka. Not from his bum.
-Being on vacation! Lots of bloggy time, relaxing time, and time to read!!
-I hit 600 followers this week! YAY
-247 days until I get married. YAY YAY
-I have my first OFFICIAL blog sponsor, Meagan from Fairly Fabulous! Look for a post about her tomorrow. pst. want to be a sponsor too? check out my advertising page
-I'm going to a murder mystery dinner on Saturday!!! It's 1920s Godfather themed. I've been practicing my New York/slightly Italian accent (and failing miserably by the way) and preparing my flapper-inspired outfit. Look for a DIY feather headband project on Sunday night!
-The lovely sun-kissed blond color all this time on the beach is giving my hair. Ok. and a little sun-in along the way might have helped a little as well...